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"I feel uniquely qualified to field these questions because I am one of you! I have made every concert foul in the book.

I have made out at a Bruce Springsteen concert and worn his sleeveless half-shirt while doing so. I have kicked over a 6-foot-10 guy's beer. I have haggled with a scalper in front of a first date. I have sung out loud at a Wilco show. I have yacked in a porta-potty at an Iron Maiden show. I have fake-vomited my way back to the front of the pit. I have "whooed" through a parking lot in a limo at a Madonna concert.

Worst of all, I had closed my eyes tight at shows on numerous occasions, unaware of the thousands of eyes around me as I played air guitar." - Steve Weinberger